Take 2: Try a Snickers

[Darkness]

[Voices]

Voice 1: Daaaaaaamn, that looked like it hurt.

Voice 2: Hey, is he all right? He is breathing, right?

Voice 1: Yeah, he's alive...

Voice 3: [giggle] He actually went down to Fujimiya. I'd think that was incredibly funny if only it hurt God.

Voice 1: Uhhhh... right, Farf.

Voice 2: Hey, he's coming to! Crawford! Hey, Crawford!

[Blink. Blink.]

[Faces]

Schuldich: Hey, welcome back, man. You feel all right?

[Crawford, on the ground looking dazed]

Crawford: Uh...

Nagi: How many fingers am I holding up? [a fist]

Crawford: ... Thirteen?

Schuldich: Ha-ha. Very funny, Brad. He's fine.

Crawford: ... Brad?

Nagi: [suspicious] You know your name, right? Say your name...

[Crawford's eyes light up]

Crawford: I'm Batman.

Farfarello: [blink] ... He's what?

Schuldich: He's just playing. C'mon, Brad.

[Crawford, eyes wide and demented]

Crawford: I'm Batman. [stares hard at Nagi] Come ride with me in the Batmobile.

Schuldich: [sweatdop] Hoooo-kaaaaay. [straightens up, dusting his pants] Tell ya what, Nagi, me'n Farf, we got some business to take care of, so--

Nagi: Oh no. Wait a minute--

Schuldich: Adult stuff.

Farfarello: God-hurting stuff.

[They run]

Nagi: You bastards!! Get back here! I--EEEE!! [shudders and jumps away as Crawford looms behind him] What are you--?!

Crawford: [crazed smile, still looming] Would you like that? Would you like to ride with Batman?

Nagi: [whimper]

Not going anywhere for a while?

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