Take 1: Fried Chicken

[Scene: A rooftop engulfed in flame. Enter Aya, katana in hand. Enter Reiji Takatori, katana in hand.]

Aya: YAKITORIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Takatori: [blink]

Aya: [blink]

Takatori: [snort] ...

Aya: I said it again, didn't I?

Takatori: [claps his hands over his mouth] Mm-hm. [snort]... Mwaahahahaha!! [doubles over laughing]

Aya: [scratches the back of his neck, blushing] Man, again...

[Enter Youji, scowling]

Youji: Come on you guys, this is the 20th take, already! Can't you act serious, for once? The rest of us haven't even gotten to make our appearances yet and we've been here all day!

Ken and Omi offstage: Yeah, what he said!

Aya: [throwing his arms around Reiji's neck, pouting] Mou, Youji-kun, a heartless person like you wouldn't understand, but I'm bonding with my father, here!

Takatori: [hugging Aya] I'm so proud of you, son!

Aya: 'Touchan, I wanna be a great actor just like you when I grow up!

Takatori: Son!

Aya: 'Touchan!

Youji: [turning green] They're making me sick! Are they making anyone else sick?!

Ken and Omi offstage: Uhmmmm....

Youji: [hands on hips, tapping his foot] Hey, break it up already! Oi! Scene to do? Episode to finish? Hel-LO! [gesticulating wildly as they continue to ignore him] That's IT!! I'm sick of having second billing to this amateur just because his daddy's the big star! [rips off his coat and flings it on the ground] I quit! And I mean it, this time!! [stomps off]

Omi: [dashing in to run after him] No, wait! Kudou-sama, you can't just walk out on this one! It's the last episode of the season! Matte kudasai! Kudou-sama...!

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