| Dear UT-sama,
Stroked your ego up some? Cool.
Back a while ago, you had a Weiß Kreuz doujinshi contest. I meant to send in something for you, but (as it always happens) Hell broke loose. While I battled the forces of evil, I only had the time to do the one-shot humor dj short. Curses. (I also had the watercolor cover finished, however, a demon possessed my cat and made him urinate pure EvilTM all over it. I cried and went through months of extensive therapy for it. I still cry, late in the night.)
With the One Doujinshi finished I felt I could go forth and send you this. But, ALAS, Satan discovered I held the One Doujinshi and stole it from me. He also fixed it so that my email wouldn't work. Anyway.
For many moons I fought Lucifer's many henchmen of demonic EvilTM, trying to gain access to his fortress of Hell. The due date for the doujinshi contest came and went, but, by that point, it had become a matter of HONOR. I had to get the One Doujinshi to the land of New Yorke (e added for the historical wankery) and into your hands.
Finally, the last Pokedemon lay slain at my feet as I stood at the halls to Hell. At long last, the Boss battle for the One Doujinshi would be fought! After a quick stop at Taco Hell and the original Wal-Mart, I walked into Lucifer's throne room.
Damn. The Devil is HOT!! OMGOMG!!!!1
The resulting dehydration from my massive drooling over his Un-holiness lay me low for a few weeks. Not to mention the damage done to me from the Chalupa and bean burrito.
Before walking back into His domain, I taped my eyes shut and had to apply for a seeing eye dog. Now armed with duct tape and my canine companion, Woofles, I once more journeyed into Hell. (Let me tell you, all those bus tickets to New Jersey really eat up your money.) After another long, gruelling battle using many containers of vaseline, 52 boxes of rubber gloves, and my Über Schlong, I finally managed to make Satan my bitch. Oh, and I got the Doujinshi back, too.
At long last, the doujinshi has found its way to you, the Rightful Owner. The world may continue on its path. I hope you enjoy the doujinshi, as well as my tale about its journey to you. I may be... well, the story may not follow exactly as I have said (it wasn't really that long of a battle with Satan. He's easy), but it was just as exciting. No, really!
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Okay, shut up and read it.
~The Harley Quinn! |